Mike Maher, Author at HARDTIMES

August 8, 2024

TOLEDO, Ohio – Local Juggalette and proud mother of three dope-ass jugga-babies Candice “Candya$$” Armbruster single-handedly lifted her ‘89 Geo…

July 9, 2024

FLAGSTAFF, Ariz. — Local 43-year-old man Reggie Ferns believed it was harder to make friends in his 40s despite not…

June 19, 2024

Hand to god, this thing was a steal. At least I thought it was. 2001 Pontiac Aztek GT. 40k miles.…

June 16, 2024

SCARSDALE, N.Y. — Local estranged dad Scott Barry is reportedly still winning as a father by simply buying his children…

June 5, 2024

MONTCLAIR, Calif. — Hot Topic announced the rollout of its biggest savings in store history with the inaugural Back to…

May 18, 2024

HARTFORD, Conn. – Goodwill shopper Davis Canal suffered minor injuries during an unprovoked attack by a mannequin modeling the once-popular…

May 15, 2024

LOWELL, Mass. — Mercy High School punk Theo “Gerbil” Barnes unwittingly eschewed prom tradition when he pinned a corsage through…

March 16, 2024

CRANFORD, N.J. — Local actuary Ken Dorfinger showed amazing self-restraint by leaving a significantly large piece of chicken as the…

February 12, 2024

So you hit up the Taco Bell Cantina happy hour with some co-workers, slammed spicy margs till last call, were…

December 9, 2023

WARWICK, R.I. — Longtime Dave & Buster’s customer and man who’s had a real rough go of it lately Geoff…

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