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June 15, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Gaming giant Bethesda announced today that fans will be able to download the rest of their E3…

June 8, 2017

Having shifted locales recently from World War II to modern times and then going back to World War I, DICE…

June 6, 2017

Not many people know this, but 20 years ago (during turbulent times in both the hip hop and console scenes)…

June 4, 2017

UNDERGROUND LAIR, Ang. — Sources confirm everything was going according to the dark prince Dacucard’s wicked plan last night, as he…

June 2, 2017

COLUMBUS, Ohio — “Woke dude” Pete McNamara lulled a once-thriving party into collective slumber after vocalizing his socially progressive opinions,…

May 31, 2017

ORLANDO, Fla. — Part-time Arby’s fry cook Marty Pitts recently asked coworker Clint Kettering if fronting local metal band Intoxicunt…

May 22, 2017

Hey guys... have I offended you by saying, “guys” and not, “respecting your gender pronouns?” Well tough shit, because I…

April 27, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Teddy Gregory of up-and-coming punk band Concrete Chaos appeared on the popular, investment-based reality show Shark Tank…

April 22, 2017

NEW YORK — An impromptu tribute gave way to an emotional scene during a show at The Rusty Faucet last…

April 16, 2017

Summer is just around the corner, and with that comes an increased chance of being brutally murdered while out enjoying…