Mark Roebuck, Author at HARDTIMES

December 15, 2017

EUGENE, Ore. — The case of Ellie Johnson, the 10 year-old girl that tragically and accidentally disappeared during her recent…

December 7, 2017

LANSING, Mich. — Chuck Cottington, a friend you haven’t liked in years, has made it clear that he will be…

December 5, 2017

OSAKA, Japan — Capcom surprised the video game world yesterday with the release of a trailer for next year’s Mega…

December 3, 2017

DETROIT — Local man Marty Chambers reported today that he no longer wants to assume any responsibilities tied to his…

December 3, 2017

Let me start by saying I don’t want to get political, OK? I don’t want to start any fights or…

December 2, 2017

CHICAGO — A paper wristband used to denote patrons of legal drinking age was applied in an appallingly lackluster fashion…

November 28, 2017

THE INTERNET — A Facebook friend of yours, whom you vaguely recall from high school, couldn’t be more excited to…

November 23, 2017

THE SUBURBS — Your mother left you a stern voicemail this morning, reminding you that if you want to participate…

November 22, 2017

HOUSTON — A recent focus group conducted by Nintendo found that while most polled thought the Switch console sounded like…

November 13, 2017

As the release date of the highly anticipated Battlefront II nears, I join many other hardcore Star Wars fans in…