We Asked 5 Executives the Key to Success and They Just Masturbated in Front of Us
Success in today’s business world is hard to come by, so we asked five executives for any advice they might…
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RANKED: All 324 Jeopardy! Video Games
Are you as excited as we are for the newest Jeopardy! video game to come out?! In preparation for…
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Batman Movie Killed on Way to Theatre
HOLLYWOOD, Calif. — The Batman, the long delayed standalone Batman film starring Ben Affleck was killed on its way to…
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I Didn’t Get a Megatron ‘Toy’ Stuck up My Ass, I Got a Megatron Action Figure Stuck up My Ass
An Open Letter to My Doctor: I really can’t thank you enough for seeing me today doctor, and I…
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Ambitious Roadie Tries to Get All the Gear in One Trip
CHICAGO — Tyler Stephens, a roadie for touring punk band the Irony Boards, called off all attempts at helping him…
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One Monkey With One Typewriter Recreates Every Blink-182 Lyric
DAVIS, Calif. — Researchers at the University of California–Davis animal science laboratory confirmed this morning that an unattended monkey with an…
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5 Fucked up Things I Think Clickbait Headlines Are Doing to Journalism
Journalists are using more and more desperate tactics to gain your attention every day. It seems at times that the…
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Please Quit Staring at Me While I’m Trying to Bartend
OK look, I know you’re all here because there’s a show tonight, and you’re so excited about whatever lame band…
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Unknown Filmmaker Jordy Flucas Hired to Direct Star Wars: Episode IX
BURBANK, Calif. — Disney shocked both fans and critics today by announcing that unknown filmmaker Jordy Flucas will the fill the…
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REPORT: Weezer Continued to Play as Cruise Ship Sank
PACIFIC OCEAN — Details continue to emerge about the sinking of Weezer’s luxury cruise ship earlier this summer, with the…
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