Trump Claims Entire State of Minnesota Is Paid Actors
WASHINGTON — In the wake of recent protests and upheaval in the American Great Lakes region, President Trump claimed today…
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Fetterman Liberal Again After Second Fall
WASHINGTON — John Fetterman’s internal pendulum has reportedly shifted to far-left ideology following a second ambiguous health episode, according to…
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Kim Deal Learns She’s Been Kicked Out of the Pixies after Plugging in Old Fax Machine
DAYTON, Ohio — Breeders frontwoman Kim Deal reportedly discovered today that she’d been fired from the Pixies after plugging in…
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Teens Vaping Behind Vatican Accidentally Elect New Pope
VATICAN CITY — Teenage tourists, Ronny Brewster, 17, and his best friend James “Cobra” Mooreston, 16, inadvertently elected a new…
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SpaceX Announces Plans to Stop Putting Teachers On Their Spaceships
BROWNSVILLE, Texas — SpaceX announced they will no longer be allowing school teachers on their spaceships following the second explosion…
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I Used to Love Meth Until I Learned about its Roots in Fascism
Meth: It’s one of those things we all love. For many people, myself included, meth is more than just a…
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