Sapiosexual? This Man Is Only Attracted to Girls Still in School
Sapiosexual is one of those words that has lost all meaning due to overuse. I think that’s because the concept…
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Laura Lewis
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Goth Squatters Mistaken for Victorian Ghosts
RICHMOND, Va. — A small group of goths squatting at a local residence were mistaken for Victorian ghosts, confirmed police…
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If This Applebees Didn’t Want Patrons Hurled Across the Bar, Then They Shouldn’t Have Put “I’m Shipping up to Boston” on Their Touchtunes
Look, I know I'm not perfect. Me and my boys, we got a reputation for getting a little riled up…
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Trapt Show a Real “Who’s Who” of the Flat Earther Community
BALTIMORE — Several prominent public figures within the ”flat-earther” community recently attended the same Trapt concert, confirmed multiple sources. “Everybody’s…
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Why the Mass Availability of Skeleton Halloween Decorations Takes All the Fun Out of Owning Real Ones
I'm not saying it should cost an arm and a leg to make your home festive for Halloween. All I'm…
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As the Only Goth Mom on This PTA Board I Should Be Able To Run the Blood Drive However I Want
First, let me just say that there's a legally compliant way to run a blood drive for elementary school students…
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We Sat Down With Death Metal Icon, My Dad Sneezing
When we think about death metal, we think about the deep, growling vocals made synonymous with the subgenre by such…
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Unprepared Eulogist Opens with Webster’s Dictionary Definition of Death
RICHMOND, Va.— Local man Brent Gould shocked and confused all those in attendance at the funeral of his recently deceased…
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Help! I Misread the Brat Girl Summer Trend and Now I’ve Got a Bunch of Hot Dog Costumes I Can’t Return
Summer 2024 was supposed to be my summer. I’d worked hard all year, and by June, I finally had enough…
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