August 31, 2017
[caption id="attachment_13848" align="aligncenter" width="1702"] Pre-sale tickets available now.[/caption] SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — A recently summoned Death Cab was not intended…
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August 31, 2017
DALLAS — The FBI’s Hostage Rescue Team was condemned by civil liberties advocates today for their “needless use of force”…
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August 18, 2017
Despite decades of questioning, SEGA, the producers of the Sonic franchise, have reiterated that they will not answer one of…
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August 15, 2017
HAMILTON, N.Y. — Colgate University freshman and practicing Buddhist Devin Fredericks achieved a spiritual milestone last week after purchasing a…
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August 13, 2017
MEMPHIS, Tenn. — Local stoner metal band Soundmurder are making “painful” sacrifices to accommodate a tedious, sober search for a…
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August 9, 2017
SANTA BARBARA, Calif. — Newly-formed cover band The Good Beats is having second thoughts about playing the afternoon wedding reception…
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August 8, 2017
LOS ANGELES — A vintage ’70s-era McIntosh MC2100 tube amplifier, as well as several other priceless pieces of music gear…
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August 6, 2017
RIDGEWOOD, N.J. — Mega Man was interrupted during routine weekend errands when his van hit and killed a squirrel that…
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July 30, 2017
BALTIMORE — A faction of mourners gathered this morning to honor the memory of recently deceased punk Pat Ricci were…
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July 25, 2017
CLEVELAND — Local goth Stacy “Scheherazade” Kowalski used an entire three-pack of lint rollers in just five days, according to…
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