Teen at First Show Pretty Sure This Is a Good Place to Stand
KENOSHA, Wisc. — 15-year-old Mark Hall reportedly believes he has picked the perfect place to stand during an all-ages hardcore…
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Showgoer Calls Police to Report Suspicious Backpack Right up in Face
BOSTON — Local music patron Claras Deacon called the Boston Police Department last night to report an out-of-place backpack repeatedly…
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Man Grinding Out McDonald’s Shifts to Afford Cool New Sword
JOPLIN, Miss. — Weapons aficionado Douglas Han has begun taking extra shifts at his fast food job to acquire what…
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Nintendo Announces Two-Cans-and-a-String Multiplayer System
KYOTO, Japan — Nintendo announced today the Nintendo String, their new voice-chat product for multiplayer games. The String, a new…
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9 Year Old Nephew Has Scoop on Secret Nintendo Project
PITTSBURGH — Rumor mills are churning after 9-year-old nephew Kevin Cott claimed privileged information about an unannounced Nintendo game at…
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Bad Dudes Unwilling to Rescue Current President
WASHINGTON — Following the kidnapping of President Donald J. Trump by the dreaded DragonNinja, America’s usual first responders—Bad Dudes Steven…
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Everyone in Family Hiding Weed Use From Each Other
HUNTINGTON, N.Y. — Members of the Colombo family have successfully hidden their marijuana use from each other for years despite…
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Geddy Lee Crashes Giant Owl Into CN Tower
TORONTO — Legendary rocker Geddy Lee crashed his giant owl into the CN Tower last night, which left authorities scrambling…
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Doctor Prescribes Singer Band-Ruining Medication
BOSTON — Local band Silent Lookout entered an existential crisis last week after lead singer Martin Vanzant began treatment for…
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New Jersey Band Becomes New York Band When Touring
HOBOKEN, N.J. — New Jersey-based band The Red Rainbows regularly claim to be from “the city” when touring outside of…
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