We Interviewed Skateboarding Legend Darth Maul July 3, 2018 At the dawn of the millennium, Sith Lord Darth Maul made a name for himself as one of the most… Read More →
Inspiring: This Overwatch Team Started Winning After Their Genji Called Everyone Gay and Left June 20, 2018 Overwatch is a game won by strategy, skills, and a little bit of ol’ fashioned teamwork! That’s what makes this… Read More →
Funky Kong Denies All Allegations Through Lawyer Kong June 5, 2018 DONKEY KONG ISLAND — Facing a growing list of charges from the DKPD, professional surfer and entrepreneur Funky Kong issued… Read More →
Man Returns to Find Roasted Chicken He Hid Inside Barrel Broken Into, Eaten May 11, 2018 NEW YORK — While attempting to recover a full chicken dinner sealed inside a wooden barrel at an earlier date,… Read More →
Subway Conductor Asks for More Overwhelming Hissing Noise in Monitor May 2, 2018 NEW YORK — Subway conductor Manny Tannenbaum’s formal request to “really pump up the overdrive” of his train’s PA system… Read More →
60-Year-Old Secretary Technically Professional Gamer April 29, 2018 COLLEGE STATION, Texas — Administrative official Joan Norman recently celebrated her 30th anniversary working a position at Texas A&M University,… Read More →
Punks Ditch Facebook Feed for Warm Sound of Typing out Website URL April 26, 2018 PHILADELPHIA — Residents of the local punk house known as “The Egg” are leaving Facebook for an “old school” approach… Read More →
Switch Port Finally Lets Dark Souls Fans Throw Entire Console Against Wall in Frustration April 6, 2018 TOKYO, Japan — FromSoftware’s upcoming Dark Souls: REMASTERED for the Nintendo Switch promises to give players the most fluid and… Read More →
Nostalgia-Hungry Consumers Eagerly Await HD Remake of That Rug With the Roads on It March 14, 2018 DAVENPORT, Iowa — Fans are ablaze with anticipation as the latest high-quality remake of a cult childhood favorite approaches: that… Read More →
Ledge Looks Like You Should Really Be Able to Jump up There March 5, 2018 DETROIT — Gamer Harold Bunda wasted over an hour of his life pursuing what appeared to be an accessible area… Read More →