Clunky But Serviceable: We Reviewed IGN January 13, 2019 Since the mid 1990’s, IGN has been one of the web’s biggest destinations for gaming news, videos, and reviews. But… Read More →
This Gaming Article is So Hardcore We Wrote It With Just the WASD Keys January 5, 2019 Editor’s Note: the text below, what we think was the ultimate review of an unnamed Elite Gaming Keyboard, was originally… Read More →
Santa Claus Arrested For Unlicensed PS4 Disc Production December 24, 2018 NORTH POLE — Interpol police arrived at Santa’s North Pole compound late last night and arraigned Mr. Claus for violating… Read More →
Teary-Eyed Mom Reminds Children This May Be Last Christmas With 3DS December 24, 2018 PATERSON, N.J. — Cindy Aimes held back tears while reminding her children during a family meal that their once-beloved Nintendo… Read More →
Missile Command Reboot Lets Players Sell Leftover Missiles to Saudi Arabia December 2, 2018 SUNNYVALE, Calif. — Retro gamers applauded the surprise announcement of a modern, realistic reboot of Atari’s Missile Command series that ties… Read More →
Punk With Damaged Memory Checks Tattoos To See How He Feels About Cop October 30, 2018 PHOENIX — An “A.C.A.B.” knuckle tattoo reminded recovering amnesiac Marcus Spence last night exactly how he feels about law enforcement… Read More →
Kevin Feige Confirms Defeating Thanos Will Require Weird 10-Minute Scene in China September 23, 2018 BURBANK, Calif. — In a press conference this morning, Marvel Studios President Kevin Feige confirmed rumors that the sequel to… Read More →
Desperate Attempt to Escape Mosh Pit Looks Exactly like Moshing August 22, 2018 CLEVELAND — Showgoer Timothy Boyce has become trapped in a mosh pit after his panicked flailing and aggressive shouting were… Read More →
Concert Video Blocked by Tall YouTube Comment July 20, 2018 LOS ANGELES — Music aficionado and noted short person Heather Allred’s YouTube-watching experience was interrupted last night when a tall,… Read More →
REPORT: 100% of Bandcamp Passwords Just Band’s Name And Maybe A Number July 13, 2018 SEA RANCH, Calif. — A recent study confirmed that every single password created with online music company Bandcamp is comprised… Read More →