Frontman Screams Ex-band’s Name During Sex
CHICAGO, IL– Following a night of heavy drinking, serial frontman Brody Brooks left his longtime partner feeling angry and insecure…
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Black Metal Band Lost In Woods After Photoshoot
KERHONKSON, NY — Sources report a local black metal band has been missing for over 16 hours following a “totally…
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Yngwie Malmsteen Album Not Living up to Cover Art
NEW HAVEN, Conn. – After purchasing Yngwie Malmsteen’s Trilogy, an album with a cover depicting the musician slaying a three-headed…
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Anarchist Bookstore Struggles to Compete With Influx of Anarchist E-books
BOULDER, Colo. – Local counterculture bookstores were once a bastion of fringe thought in America, providing anarchists, atheists, communists, radical…
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Hip New Donut Shop Offers Chance to Overpay For Sugar-Coated Fried Dough
SEATTLE – Residents of the hip Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle are lining up daily around the block for treats…
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Artist Friend Really Dropped the Ball on Cover Art
BROOKLYN – After receiving what they thought was a "hook up" from an artistically inclined friend, straight edge locals Lethal Injexion…
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Man’s 30-Year Study Finds Music “Way Better Back in the Day”
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A local researcher with a self-proclaimed “vast, encyclopedic knowledge of punk rock” claims to have unearthed…
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FUCK: Nobody In The Band Owns A Printer
KNOXVILLE, TN – A local band is in a race against the clock to distribute flyers for their upcoming gig.…
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BREAKING: Juggalo Elephant Escapes From Dark Carnival
LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world…
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Out-of-Touch Mom Still Worried About KISS
PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I…
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