Kyle Erf, Author at HARDTIMES

June 7, 2016

SEATTLE – Residents of the hip Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle are lining up daily around the block for treats…

June 4, 2016

BROOKLYN – After receiving what they thought was a "hook up" from an artistically inclined friend, straight edge locals Lethal Injexion…

April 28, 2016

SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A local researcher with a self-proclaimed “vast, encyclopedic knowledge of punk rock” claims to have unearthed…

April 22, 2016

KNOXVILLE, TN – A local band is in a race against the clock to distribute flyers for their upcoming gig.…

April 10, 2016

LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world…

March 21, 2016

PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I…

February 23, 2016

SAN JOSE, CA — The cryptically-named pop punk band Blink-182 were honored for their contributions to internet security in a…

February 15, 2016

NEWARK, N.J. — Unassuming airline passenger Peter Monahan was treated to an "energetic" and "unending" spoken word concert from former…

January 26, 2016

AUSTIN, Texas — Reports indicate tensions in the small, two-bedroom apartment shared by Jessica Murray and her new roommate Agnes…