July 5, 2016
CHICAGO, IL– Following a night of heavy drinking, serial frontman Brody Brooks left his longtime partner feeling angry and insecure…
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July 1, 2016
KERHONKSON, NY — Sources report a local black metal band has been missing for over 16 hours following a “totally…
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June 29, 2016
NEW HAVEN, Conn. – After purchasing Yngwie Malmsteen’s Trilogy, an album with a cover depicting the musician slaying a three-headed…
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June 9, 2016
BOULDER, Colo. – Local counterculture bookstores were once a bastion of fringe thought in America, providing anarchists, atheists, communists, radical…
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June 7, 2016
SEATTLE – Residents of the hip Capitol Hill neighborhood of Seattle are lining up daily around the block for treats…
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June 4, 2016
BROOKLYN – After receiving what they thought was a "hook up" from an artistically inclined friend, straight edge locals Lethal Injexion…
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April 28, 2016
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A local researcher with a self-proclaimed “vast, encyclopedic knowledge of punk rock” claims to have unearthed…
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April 22, 2016
KNOXVILLE, TN – A local band is in a race against the clock to distribute flyers for their upcoming gig.…
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April 10, 2016
LANSING, MI — BREAKING: A circus elephant has broken free from his cage at the Dark Carnival, a fictional world…
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March 21, 2016
PHOENIX, AZ — 67-year-old Edna Berman still fears that KISS may be a negative influence on her adult son, Tim Berman. “I…
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