Medical Miracle! Man Casually Listens to Ween
The curious case of Altoona, PA’s Matt Harper has garnered attention from several esteemed medical journals over the past few…
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Holy Fucking Shit! There’s Been a Person in This Parked Car Next to Me the Entire Time
Jonathan Lipnicki! That’s that little fucker’s name; I knew I would get it. I really should download the IMDB app.…
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Oh Hell Yeah! New Mars Volta Reissue Comes with an Exoskeletal Junction Replica w/ Boxcar Cadaver Plus Cerpin Taxt’s Veil!
Later this year, the Mars Volta will be re-issuing their beloved debut LP De-loused in the Comatorium, remastered by Rick…
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Cut the Shit! We All Know Dad Contributed Nothing to This Birthday Present
Wow thanks Mom…and Dad. Look at this fat sack of shit. Can barely even keep his eyes open. Sorry, I’ll…
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Jared Leto Clarifies He’s Studying for His Next Role Where He Plays a Pedophile Named Jared Leto
A new documentary is alleging that actor-musician Jared Leto has engaged in a disturbing pattern of grooming and sexually assaulting…
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8 Other Dildos Steely Dan Almost Named Themselves After
Walter Becker and Donald Fagen famously named their musical partnership after literary giant William S. Burroughs’ fictionalized phallus from Naked…
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If I Had a Time Machine I Would Go Back to WWII, Find Hitler, and Perform “Ice Ice Baby” – guest post by Vanilla Ice
A lot of motherfuckers got something to say about me performing at the Freedom 250 concert, so I’m here to…
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If Neutral Milk Hotel Is Such a Great Band, Why Is Their Rating on Tripadvisor So Low?
Their cult status and critically acclaimed albums have landed them at the top of lists curated by the likes of…
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Bro, the Only Reason the Strokes Made It Is Because They’re Nepo Babies and Their Debut Album’s an All-Time Classic
Oh, you like The Strokes? Yeah, that’s cool. You know they were all like little rich glitterati kids from New…
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5 Other Orifices You Can Get the Godsmack Sun Tattooed Around!
Most people know the hard rock band Godsmack from action movie trailers and their mom’s boyfriend’s CD collection, but did…
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