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It was unmistakably Eric Andre ordering a Chablis on the rocks next to me at the bar. I’m a pretty big comedy fan (name a…
As we all know by now, heaven and hell do not exist, God is a figment of our collective imagination, and all religion is horseshit.…
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8 Other Songs Natalie Portman Said Would Change My Life but Ended Up Just Being Indie Rock From 2004
8 Other Songs Natalie Portman Said Would Change My Life but Ended Up Just Being Indie Rock From 2004
There I was in the neurologist’s office waiting room, sitting next to Natalie Portman. I couldn’t believe it! She was even more beautiful in person…
To some, it is a delicious dish replete with grilled meats and vegetables, best enjoyed in the company of friends and family. However, to local…
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I’ve always been a reasonable guy. I don’t believe in supernatural forces or little green aliens. But some things just can’t be explained. The deepest…
Look, I’m not really a religious or spiritual person but I’ve been around the block long enough to know that if Green Day’s “Good Riddance”…
APPLETON, Wis. — Local woman Allyson Boyle was completely turned off after discovering that her date Doug Innis referred to his braided goatee as a…
Life is full of little embarrassments. Toilet paper on your shoe, forgetting a co-worker’s name, eating an entire bowl of fake plastic fruit in front…
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FARMINGDALE, N.Y. — Uber driver Jehu Maboul had absolutely no clue what his passenger Darren Blaylock was going on about after continuous references to post-hardcore…
Most people know Trent Reznor for his Academy Award-winning film scores with Atticus Ross but you may be surprised to know that he also wants…