Gamer Pokes Head Back Into Smash Bros. Ultimate to Play Exactly One Match as Steve
NEW YORK — Local gamer Jesse Nunez excitedly turned on his Switch to download the latest software update for Super…
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Lost Red Bull Car Ends Up in Military Parade
PYONGYANG — Confusing intelligence officials who initially mistook it as some unusual model of short-barrel tank, a Red Bull branded…
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Geneticists Raise Ethical Questions After Successfully Creating Echo Fighter of Sheep
EDINBURGH, Scotland — In a huge scientific breakthrough that also raises many ethical questions, geneticists at the University of Edinburgh’s…
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Mario Exhausted After Taking Massive Jump
MUSHROOM KINGDOM — Onlookers were astonished earlier today as the mustachioed hero of the Mushroom Kingdom, Mario, collapsed in exhaustion…
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Ubisoft Announces ‘Prince of Persia’ Remake in Effort to Rewind Time to Before They Fucked Up
MONTREUIL, France — As part of their UbiForward presentation showcasing their upcoming releases, French game developer Ubisoft announced that they’re…
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Game Not Nearly Difficult Enough to Justify This Many Power-Ups
METHUEN, Mass. — Guessing that he could probably blow through the second half of the game without picking up a…
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Tosh.0 Patched to Tosh.1
CULVER CITY, Calif. — Comedy Central announced in a press release this morning that their longrunning online video roundup show,…
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Impossible Fall Guys Achievement Awards Players for Entering 5 Consecutive Matches
LONDON — Following a recent patch to the popular new battle royale game, gamers have discovered the addition of an…
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Game’s Lore Goes to Painstaking Lengths to Explain Why Bad Guys Have Glowing Red Eyes
CLEVELAND — Noting that he would’ve accepted the detail at face value without an explanation, local gamer Thomas Windermere told…
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Alex Jones Announces ‘InfoWars Tactics’
DALLAS, Texas — Claiming that the new game would revolutionize the long running InfoWars franchise, far-right radio host and conspiracy…
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