BROOKLYN, N.Y. — With a visibly pained expression on his face and his body seemingly on the verge of collapse, local con attendee Derek Christensen…
OTTUMWA, Iowa — Calling the circumstance a highly regrettable error and promising that they will increase the thoroughness of their research in the future, video…
TOKYO — Citing a stifling work environment caused by shifting business interests, legendary video game designer Hideo Kojima announced that he would be parting ways…
NEW YORK — Expressing his disdain for its sluggish pace and uninteresting design, local gamer Tyler Brew said self-loathingly that he treats his body like a…
NEW YORK — In an unfortunate mishandling of the beloved franchise, fans across the internet expressed their disappointment earlier today that Disney’s new Disney+ streaming…
NAPERTON, Ill. — In a heartwarming act of selflessness showing how much he’d grown as a person since first acquiring the magical device, local gamer…
TOKYO — Following a string of new details about the company’s upcoming console, Sony today unveiled the full lineup of of bugs that would be coming…
FLINT, Mich. — After years of negligence by local lawmakers and despite many waves of public protests and awareness campaigns, the residents of Flint, Michigan…
It Takes Decades of Composing Video Game Soundtracks to Know Exactly When to Bleep and When to Bloop
I’ve had a long career as a composer for Nintendo. I’m responsible for the music behind some of the company’s most beloved franchises, including Super…
NEW YORK — Missing the necessary half-second window to input a button press, witnesses say local gamer Roger Dawkins completely botched a handshake with his…
REDMOND, Wash. — With his body gradually approaching the edge of the YouTube video’s border, Nintendo of America president Doug Bowser could be seen this…
EAST LANSING, Mich. — Feeling a sense of panic as the in-game camera gradually swiveled back around behind his character, local gamer Patrick McDade was…
NEW YORK — On a hunch inspired by a very scatterbrained verbal description of the dungeon chamber the party had just entered, sources say that…
LOS ANGELES — Teasing a brand new extended edition of the popular film with previously unreleased footage, Paramount Pictures announced Monday morning that they would…