Police Department Wins Emmy for Best Editing
LOS ANGELES — A relatively obscure film from the Indianapolis Police Department titled “Officer William Jameson’s Body Camera Footage 3/19/21”…
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Police Department Wins Emmy for Best Editing
LOS ANGELES — A relatively obscure film from the Indianapolis Police Department titled “Officer William Jameson’s Body Camera Footage 3/19/21”…
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Help: I Was Just a Big Guy Wearing a Black Shirt Standing in Front of the Entrance and Now I’m the Bouncer
There I was, just waiting for a friend outside Dom’s Pub when a bunch of random people started shoving their…
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Kid Forced to Be Punk After Bad Haircut
THOUSAND OAKS, Calif. — Local high school freshman Mason Daniels was forced to become a member of his local punk…
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Sex Museum in Japan Entirely Pixelated
TOKYO — The Seikoi Museum of Sex in Kabuki-cho, the red-light district of Japan’s capital, opened its doors for the…
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Ted Mosby’s Weed Brand Side Effects Include Nine Years of Whining and Self-Pity
NEW YORK — Ted Mosby launched a cannabis brand this week called Archi-THC, which boasts it will make every user…
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Why Hire a Hitman From the Dark Web for $10,000 When I Can Just Call the Cops for Free?
My neighbor has a lawn gnome whose shadow lands on my property. Needless to say, I've been researching hitmen on…
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Sleep Paralysis Demon Scared off by Buckcherry Poster
DALLAS — Local sleep paralysis demon and archetypical projection of humanity’s deepest fears, Edgar, was frightened away from a routine…
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Bassist Told to Stay Home to Comply With 33% Capacity Ruling
NEW YORK — Local bassist Mo Kalogeras was asked to stay home from performing at his band’s first show in…
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Socially Conscious Crust Punk Only Dumpster Dives at Mom-and-Pop Stores
SAN FRANCISCO — Local crust punk David Wong firmly believes that “corporations are an evil plague on society,” which is…
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