Every Dio Album Ranked Worst to Best
The origins of Dio can be traced back to of all things a mixing disagreement for a live album. Band…
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Every Morphine Album Ranked
The “power trio” has existed forever, but no one did it like Morphine. Led by fretless two-string bass maestro Mark…
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Instagram Sex Bot Genuinely Interested In Band’s Music
CHICAGO – Sex bot and general scammer SEXsingleMAlloRy was shocked to discover she was a fan of Chicago band Rat…
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Every The Breeders Album Ranked
Few good things have come from the irradiated wastes of Ohio. It’s an unforgiving realm of demons, bloodthirsty mutants, and…
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10 R.E.M. Songs to Have On While Shopping at Whole Foods
No trip to Whole Foods is complete without a playlist filled with R.E.M. songs. Georgia’s jangle-pop troubadours have entertained the…
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Fender Recalls New Guitar That Moans While Being Tuned
SCOTTSDALE, Ariz. — Fender recalled a new line of guitars and basses that moan, grunt and scream while being tuned…
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My Band Hired the Wrong Kind of Engineer but Now Our Bridges Are Structurally Sound
Choosing the wrong engineer for your album might ruin your music. My band, Butt Age, found that out the hard…
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Guitar Center Employee Cuts Fresh Strap From Rotating Spit
CHICAGO — Local Guitar Center employee Bridget Wolf carefully cut a fresh guitar strap from a rotating spit before serving…
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How To Stay Anxiety-Free Even Though That Fan Above Your Bed Is Wobbly as Fuck
It’s hard to stay anxiety-free in our crazy world. Whether it’s the newest national tragedy, workplace havoc, or trouble at…
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Lovesick Goth Looks Longingly At Pair Of Crows Eating Spilled Funyuns
MINNEAPOLIS — Local goth Matilda Flowers spent the afternoon wistfully staring at a pair of crows eating a pile of…
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