John Dixon, Author at HARDTIMES

July 31, 2021

CASPER, Wyo. — Jimmy Santiago, lead guitarist of local extreme metal act Necrosticide, called in his older brother George for…

July 9, 2021

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. — Fans of hardcore and nu-metal announced a peace agreement after finding common ground in their mutual love…

June 22, 2021

INDIANAPOLIS — Discerning merch buyers and dedicated fans of band doing pretty well for themselves, Stay Swell, were pleased to…

May 11, 2021

ST. PAUL, Minn. — Local punk and avid merch buyer Ben Riley officially crossed the line from human being to…

April 3, 2021

LOS ANGELES — Nike announced today they will be suing Lil Nas X and art collective MSCHF for saying their…

March 20, 2021

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. — Local man James Bo finally fulfilled his lifelong dream of growing out his hair last month, only…

February 10, 2021

HARTFORD, Conn. — Local mobile gamer Jeremy Jackson has drastically improved his performance in gacha game Legend of the Bravest…

February 4, 2021

DALLAS — Local band Black Hole Generator finally admitted yesterday that their legendarily enigmatic bassist Eric Coughlin was actually just…

January 31, 2021

GOLDEN, Colo. — Legendary metal band Pantera announced today a collaboration with Coors Brewing Company to bring their fans a…

December 15, 2020

SOUTH BEND, Ind. — A Biohazard patch on local metalhead Barret Boone’s denim jacket is reportedly becoming less of an…