Talk therapy is a service that almost all people could benefit from. Unfortunately, it costs about $700 per minute and…
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SAN MATEO, Calif. — A new artificial intelligence program may possibly render all musicians obsolete as it can accurately produce…
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Listen up, motherfucker. I heard what you said. Oh, you think I won’t fight you because I freeze for 40…
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VENICE BEACH, Calif. — Acoustic guitar busker Shelly Martinez is questioning her artistic authenticity after receiving a whopping $3.60 for…
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TULSA, Okla. — Local elitist and retired CPA Ronnie Clayton really struggled to draw a musical thread relating the hyperpop…
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The kids are sleeping at their friend’s house. Your spouse is visiting the in-laws. Tonight is the night! You finally…
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The Hard Times has made more than a few jokes about The Mars Volta over the years. But you only…
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Environment influences art in ways that artists may not be consciously aware of. Nondescript houses in Illinois, fields in upstate…
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LOCK HAVEN, Pa. — Residents of the central Pennsylvania town of Lock Haven are freaking the fuck out that a…
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CORPUS CHRISTI, Texas — Local guitarist and gear snob Graham Andersson reportedly paid almost $300 for a fancy brake pedal…
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