We Rank Both Alternate Tunings: Drop-D and Half Step Down
Alternate tunings are a great way to set your song apart from the herd. The Hard Times writing staff contains…
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John Danek
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How Millenials and Literally Everyone Else on Ebay Are Killing the $20,000 Custom Shop Jimmy Page Aged Sunburst 2009 Mint Condition Industry
Back in my day, people valued hard work. I fought tooth and claw to become VP at my father's coal…
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WAIT: Did You Just Shazam “Holland, 1945?”
So that's essentially my oral history of Paw Tracks Records. I'm thinking about turning it into a TED Talk or…
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Trump Touts “Never before seen” Vigil Candle Sales Boom Under His Administration
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump boasted that post-shooting vigil candle sales have been “way up" under his administration, during a…
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Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…
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Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…
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Study Finds That 98.7% of All Successful Parries Performed Accidentally
NEW HAVEN, Conn. — A Yale University study confirmed what gamers have known to be true for years: nearly every…
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Unhinged Crust Punk Considers Getting Job, Living on Grid
WEST SENECA, N.Y. — Legendary crust punk Selma “Pusbubble” Gormin shocked her friends and fellow squatters this morning, announcing that…
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Iron Chic Shouts Drive Thru Order In Unison
HAMBURG, N.Y. — Pop-punk powerhouse Iron Chic shouted their entire five-person fast food order in unison at a local Tim…
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My Startup Cuts Out The Middle Man, Tortures Him, And Slits His Throat
Here at Earth Shields, we set out to create the world's first direct-to-consumer vegan condom company. Never again will you…
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