John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

June 26, 2018

Relationships are tough. Getting your most prized possessions back after a breakup is even tougher especially when it comes to…

May 28, 2018

EL PASO, Texas — Kaplan, Inc. is releasing a new, signature model of their SAT Reading & Writing Prep book…

May 19, 2018

GLENDALE, Calif. — Punk bassist and lifelong ne'er-do-well Sergio Vasquez made a startling revelation earlier today, admitting he “truly doesn't…

May 6, 2018

SAN JOSE, Calif. — Local drummer Murphy Hartly models his intense drum sound and out-of-control drinking problem after his idol,…

May 4, 2018

With the recent spate of heinous crimes committed by members of an esoteric online community, many people are beginning to…

April 27, 2018

LOS FELIZ, Calif. — 20-month-old toddler and aspiring walker Addilynn Frosté is growing increasingly annoyed by her father’s inability to…

April 19, 2018

The internet is buzzing with excitement over the next new craze in the coffee world: pour over coffee made entirely…

April 1, 2018

MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Google unveiled its latest homepage Doodle today, honoring punk pariah GG Allin with a controversial effort…

February 2, 2018

How much longer until you open your eyes? It's like you all voluntarily refuse to see reality. There is an…

January 21, 2018

All my life, I have felt that my soul was resonating sympathetically with another being’s essence. A spirit animal, if…