VIENNA – Local punk, former drummer, and current Vienna Philharmonic timpanist Griffin “Scuzz” Boyle removed his shirt minutes into his…
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MACON, Ga. — Pro-life activist Kevin Hudson completed paperwork today to change his legal birthday to nine months earlier than…
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NEW YORK — Indimus rockimus bards Titus Andronicus doth declarimus the approaching releasimus of an albumimus christened An Obelisk, according…
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I see the way you look at me when I pull up at the red light, blasting "Fucking Hostile" off…
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WASHINGTON — Drummer Cory Adonis of sludge metal band Casket Fissure accidentally opened the biblical Seventh Seal yesterday, commencing the…
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Much like Children, fantasy is crucial to the emotional and cognitive development of bassists. They need to constantly expand the…
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LOS ANGELES — Music teacher and ocarina virtuoso Marissa Harte let out a troubling and defeated sigh upon being asked…
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NEW YORK — A first-edition "Pixelated Bukkake" card from the game Cards Against Humanity sold for a record $6.9 million…
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OAK RIDGE, Tenn. — The Doomsday Clock, a graphical representation of humanity's impending doom, moved forward to 11:59:59 p.m. last…
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"Post-hardcore" is one of those terms that doesn't really mean anything, like "synergy" or "men's rights." But The Hard Times…
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