John Danek, Author at HARDTIMES

December 17, 2020

Oh my God, I am so sorry that I somehow missed that text! I mean, I didn’t miss it. I…

December 13, 2020

KING OF PRUSSIA, Pa. — Lonesome guitarist Nelson Owens’s only friendly social relationship is reportedly with popular gear website and…

December 13, 2020

FORT WAYNE, Ind. — Promising guitarist Liam Doughtery’s guitar career was suddenly terminated yesterday after the introduction of the difficult…

December 10, 2020

Oh yeah, I remember Skyler. God, I couldn’t stand that dude. He was always blocking me from getting into my…

December 10, 2020

SAN DIEGO — An acquaintance from high school was wondering today if you’d be interested in a really cool opportunity…

December 10, 2020

SAYREVILLE, N.J. — New Jersey punk band PornDotCom has been struggling to tow the line between defying expectations of the…

December 8, 2020

Just as music fans argue about genre classifications, foodies debate cuisines. And there is no cuisine more abstract than that…

December 4, 2020

BANGOR, Maine — Middle-aged goth Richard Irwin stashed his collection of The Cure’s landmark fourth album “Pornography” in the woods…

December 1, 2020

Dear Guitar teachers of the world, Who hurt you? Every week, my guitar lesson starts off the same. I fumble…

December 1, 2020

OSLO, Norway — The Norwegian Nobel Committee awarded their famed Nobel Peace Prize to Los Angeles resident Ned Thompson yesterday…