HARDTIMES

February 11, 2021

LOS ANGELES — The Mandalorian’s Gina Carano has broken new ground for Star Wars by becoming the first actress in…

December 20, 2020

WARSAW — After emerging from their offices for the first time in months following long hours crunching on Cyberpunk 2077,…

October 21, 2020

LOS ANGELES — Dave Gordon expressed skepticism at purchasing a $1 app on his phone unless it would bring lifelong,…

October 6, 2020

Alright, listen up. I’ve heard of you bootlicking posers that have been asking if this or that person is excused…

August 23, 2020

BELLEVUE, Wash. — According to anonymous sources within the company, employees at Valve Software have been working grueling 100-hour work…

July 29, 2020

BREA, Calif. — After a tense standoff with some customers around closing time, it became clear to local Olive Garden…

July 10, 2020

SILVERTON, Ore. — In a groundbreaking move to combat his players’ adeptness at solving riddles and subverting challenges, local dungeon…

July 5, 2020

NEW YORK — While on a trip to the grocery store to restock for quarantine, games journalist Benny Kleiner had…

May 27, 2020

KANTO — Local mother Delia Ketchum reportedly doesn’t have the heart to tell her son Ash that his beloved Pikachu…

March 22, 2020

SANTA MONICA, Calif. — With the continuing spread of the COVID-19 pandemic and nonessential businesses being asked to send workers…