Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

July 26, 2017

BALTIMORE — In one of the most impressive Rocket League feats of all time, incredible gamer Carlos Villalba performed a mid-air…

July 25, 2017

WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…

July 22, 2017

SAN DIEGO — Disney executives revealed the premise of another movie in the Star Wars anthology film series today at…

July 20, 2017

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky…

July 17, 2017

Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world…

July 11, 2017

PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…

July 3, 2017

PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a…

June 30, 2017

DENVER — Punk band The Dickies were removed from Warped Tour on Friday after the frontman repeatedly yelled “blow me”…

June 20, 2017

NEW YORK — Darian Rumfield, a 25-year old man living in New York City, realized today that he is, at…

May 30, 2017

Yo dude, let’s play a game: how much money would it take for you to suck another man’s dick? $100?…