Jeremy Kaplowitz, Author at HARDTIMES

July 20, 2017

GUILDFORD, U.K. — Local woman Sarah Letts was severely disappointed today to discover that her Tinder date, No Man’s Sky…

July 17, 2017

Whoa! We spoke to the brilliant Cody Bigley today, who used hundreds of thousands of blocks in the virtual world…

July 11, 2017

PARIS — Top climate scientists released a new peer-reviewed research paper today, which warns that all Super Mario stages will…

July 3, 2017

PITTSBURGH — Local Dungeon Master Tyler Ferrell, being free to imagine worlds wherein literally anything is possible, has designed a…

June 30, 2017

DENVER — Punk band The Dickies were removed from Warped Tour on Friday after the frontman repeatedly yelled “blow me”…

June 20, 2017

NEW YORK — Darian Rumfield, a 25-year old man living in New York City, realized today that he is, at…

May 30, 2017

Yo dude, let’s play a game: how much money would it take for you to suck another man’s dick? $100?…

May 25, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Warner Brothers announced a new addition to the DC Extended Universe this morning, following the successes of…

May 23, 2017

BINGHAMTON, N.Y. — New reports reveal disturbing details about the non-severity of local sober punk Kevin Tartare’s past relationship with…

May 17, 2017

I’m so sick of all the social justice warriors out there peddling their bullshit about there being a whole spectrum…