World Trembles as North Korea Hits 25 Kill Streak
PYONGYANG, N.K. — Kim Jong-Un alarmed world leaders today after getting a 25 person kill streak, signifying his ability to…
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World Champion Hearthstone Player Defeated by IBM’s Super-Powered Random Number Generator
LAS VEGAS — Reigning Hearthstone champion Pavel Beltukov lost a face off against IBM’s super-powered hearthstone-playing random number generator today,…
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Bran Stark Looks Into Future, Spoils Game of Thrones For Himself
WINTERFELL — Noted greenseer Brandon Stark leaked the future of his family’s story to himself much to his own dismay…
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Newborn Baby Has Terrible Stats
VALLEY STREAM, N.Y. — Fred and Maria Owens were severely disappointed to discover their newborn baby has absolutely terrible stats…
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Unhinged Trump Blocks New York Times on Twitter After Hitting 10th Free Article of the Month
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump blocked the New York Times on Twitter at 4:30 a.m. this morning after hitting his…
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Dad Still Thinks About Other Dad He Bonded With at Taylor Swift Concert
HAWLEY, Pa. — Local father Jed Lasky still wonders about fellow parent Seth Feldman long after forging their lifelong bond…
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Our Writer Died One Sentence into this PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds Article
PlayerUnknown’s Battlegrounds is one of the most exciting new games on the Steam marketplace but many online players are complaining…
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Incredible Rocket League Player Did Aerial Thing on Purpose
BALTIMORE — In one of the most impressive Rocket League feats of all time, incredible gamer Carlos Villalba performed a mid-air…
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Trump Reminds GOP Senators Before Healthcare Vote “No Russian”
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump grimly said to GOP lawmakers “Remember, no Russian,” moments before the elevator doors opened to…
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Next Star Wars Spin-Off Tells Origin Story of Giant Yellow Letters Flying Through Space
SAN DIEGO — Disney executives revealed the premise of another movie in the Star Wars anthology film series today at…
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