Nintendo Announces XL SNES Classic
TOKYO, Japan — Nintendo announced today that they would be releasing a new version of the SNES Classic called the…
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Bright 2 to Explore Classic Fantasy Character “Max Landis, Professional Screenwriter”
LOS ANGELES — Following the massive success of Netflix’s fantasy movie Bright, written by accused sexual harasser Max Landis, sources…
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Hardcore-Punk Jews Tear Through Hanukkah Celebration in 3 Nights
NEW YORK — The Rabinowitzes, a family of New York hardcore Jews, have already finished their Hanukkah celebration this year,…
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6 Years Ago I Decided to Invest in Either Bitcoin or Magic Cards and Now I’m Looking to Sell My Deck
As you have no doubt heard by now, Bitcoin prices are soaring up to $18,000, making many early adopters very,…
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Time Person of the Year Awarded to “Rocket League” Teammate Who Scored Goal on Purpose
NEW YORK — Time magazine announced the winner of its 2017 Person of the Year award today: Carlos Villalba, a…
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Marvel Greenlights Superhero Movie Following Success of Iron Man, The Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, Captain America, The Avengers, Iron Man 3, Thor: Dark World, Captain America: The Winter Soldier, Guardians of the Galaxy, Avengers: Age of Ultron, Ant-Man, Captain America: Civil War, Doctor Strange, Guardians of the Galaxy Vol 2, Spider-Man Homecoming, and Thor: Ragnarok
LOS ANGELES — Marvel Studios announced today that they would be cautiously greenlighting a new superhero film as a result…
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Friend Skims HTML Tutorial After Coming Up With Idea for Largest Open World Video Game Ever
GREAT NECK, N.Y. — Local friend Garrison Fields, 22, reportedly skimmed an online tutorial for the coding language HTML after…
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New Patch Replaces Kevin Spacey in Call of Duty: Advanced Warfare with Tom Hanks
SANTA MONICA, Calif. — Activision announced a hot-fix today that would replace Kevin Spacey’s character in the 2014 video game Call…
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We Interviewed the Nirvana Baby and He’s Still a Naked Baby, but Larger
We can all visualize the iconic Nirvana album cover for Nevermind featuring a naked baby underwater reaching for a dollar bill…
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Redditor Furious
NEW YORK — Local redditor Steven Grossinger, 21, also known as u/gorlock95, was reportedly furious across multiple online arguments today…
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