You Will Look Me in the Eye When I Announce Tonight’s Specials
Good evening, my name is Sam, and I will be your server tonight. Before we get started, I have a…
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Nation’s Dads Get Through Art Museum in 6 Minutes
WASHINGTON — A recent study from the National Endowment for the Arts confirmed U.S. fathers zip through the nation’s art…
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Scientific Breakthrough Undercut by Philadelphia Accent
GLENOLDEN, Pa. — Engineers and chemists alike curbed their amazement Wednesday when La Salle University research scientist Steve di Bastino…
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How To Talk to Your Kids About Dave Matthews Band
It almost happened two years ago, when your daughter asked about a fire-dancer sticker on a Prius, but you diverted…
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Chill Restaurant Lets You Put Paper Towels in the Toilet
PHILADELPHIA — The reportedly “chill” establishment known as the 9th Street Tavern in the Bella Vista neighborhood of Center City…
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We Ranked 50 Drummers Based on How They’d Help Us Survive After the Apocalypse
True, by the time you finish this article many of these drummers will be dead or replaced. But as of…
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It’s Kinda Funny How Much My Students Teach Me When I Don’t Teach Them Shit
The other day I overheard one of my colleagues say they love teaching because, in the end, they learn as…
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Rules for Driving to Los Angeles with Only 10 Dollars and a Dream
Wanna make it in L.A., dude? It’s gonna cost ya—and we don’t mean money, honey. You have to strike out…
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Kid Magician So Good He’s Balding
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M. — Wunderkind nine-year-old magician Bucky Hancock wowed a crowd of children and parents at his sister Allison’s birthday…
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Rules for Replacing a Lead Singer
Let’s face it, you’ve had it with your singer. For years they’ve been on thin ice, drinking or snorting or…
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