The Five Stages of Accepting Your T-Shirt Size February 9, 2017 The first concert I ever attended was headlined by a Vancouver punk band called The Black Halos. Despite it being… Read More →
Touring Musician Totally Remembers You January 16, 2017 NEW HAVEN, Conn. – You were excited and overjoyed last night when Steve Sladkowski, lead guitarist of the punk rock… Read More →
Record Store You Didn’t Shop at Becomes Condo You Can’t Afford December 27, 2016 BOSTON – Creature Vinyl, a long-standing, independently owned record store you never went out of your way to patronize, was… Read More →
Minor Threat Reference Wasted on Chili’s Waitress November 6, 2016 BUFFALO, N.Y. – Punk rocker Jimmy Dowl was “shocked and disappointed” when his Minor Threat reference was completely wasted on… Read More →
Successful Tour Loses Only $800 July 13, 2016 TORONTO – Post-punk outfit Fly Mordecai was ecstatic to learn that, after crunching the numbers from their recent tour, the… Read More →
Lack of Talent Mistaken for Artistic Vision March 25, 2016 TORONTO - Sludge metal act Old Cluster have made major strides recently in Toronto’s underground scene, selling out their last… Read More →
Co-worker’s Band Even Worse Than Imagined February 8, 2016 TORONTO – After months of constant pressure to “come out to a show,” the staff of Rhombus Marketing realized their deepest… Read More →
Man Believes He Is a Size Medium January 24, 2016 TORONTO – Shawn Stuart, vocalist for local hardcore band Mindful Youth, made a recent wardrobe choice that has reportedly left… Read More →