February 6, 2026
NOWTHEN, Minn. — Local 32-year-old Reginald Watts left friends, neighbors, co-workers, casual acquaintances, and passing strangers with the same uneasy…
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April 18, 2025
BOSTON, Mass. — Scientists confirmed that Democrat lawmakers’ spines are by far the softest material on the planet, and quite…
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March 8, 2025
I used to be consumed by anger and shame whenever I made mistakes, all the while giving others the benefit…
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March 5, 2025
PLANO, Texas — An incredible meeting of souls occurred last night as Christian punk band The Chastity Pistols and their…
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February 27, 2025
CHICAGO — Local shoegaze band The Distant Star announced that they were intending to perform a couple more songs, ruining…
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January 13, 2025
HELL — The underworld is in chaos after a coup d'état orchestrated by the late American diplomat Henry Kissinger sent…
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January 12, 2025
BOISE, Idaho — Independent thinker and free spirit Bodun Haze became mysteriously defensive when conversation at a house party shifted…
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November 23, 2024
I knew going into the office kitchenette was a mistake. I foolishly exchanged pleasantries with someone from accounting, I think…
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