Kid Buying Misfits Shirt to Fit In
POMONA, Calif. — Local kid Garrett Dehaven is buying a Misfits shirt in an attempt to fit in with his…
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Struggling Punk Dad Forced To Boil, Eat Pasta Necklace Son Made For Father’s Day
TACOMA, Wash. — Local cash-strapped punk father Eric Mallory was left with no other choice but to boil and eat…
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Potassium-Deficient Punk Switching from Steel Reserve to 99 Bananas
CLEVELAND, Ohio — Punk stalwart Dave “Mel-Mel” Ryans made the switch from the popular malt liquor Steel Reserve, sometimes known…
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Merch Guy Rehearsing Not Making Eye Contact in Venue Bathroom Mirror
SANTA CRUZ, Calif. — Merch guy Darren Byrum for touring band Hung Jury was found rehearsing his lack of eye…
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Local Baker Watches in Horror as Steve Aoki Throws Cake They Worked on For Hours at Influencer
LAS VEGAS — Local baker Phillip Throgmorton watched in horror as a beautiful cake he had worked on for hours…
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Quentin Tarantino Caught Sucking The Mistletoe
LOS ANGELES — A decorative mistletoe went missing at a Hollywood holiday party only to be discovered in a private…
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Yuck! I Accidentally Walked in on My Parents Falling In Love Again
When it comes to our parents, many thoughts and feelings may come to mind. “Are they proud of me? Am…
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Local Punk Secretly Livid His Appearance Doesn’t Shock Anyone
MILWAUKEE — Local punk Noah Vickens harbored resentment against people who don’t bat an eye at his appearance, confirmed sources…
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