Public Servant? I Just Changed the Toilet Paper Roll at This Dive Bar
The world can be a prickly place, but underneath all the chaos and cruelty, there are saints among us who…
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Dom Turek
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Cheater? My Ex-Boyfriend Started Dating Someone New
Don’t bother with handwriting analyses, enneagram tests, and aura readings. Don't even worry about attachment theory or astrology forecasts. The…
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Woman Worried Marriage Won’t End in Divorce
HENDERSON, Nev. — With her seven-year itch wedding anniversary approaching, a local woman is becoming increasingly anxious since noticing she…
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Dad Doesn’t Know Why You Can’t Be More Open-Minded About Being Close-Minded
DENTON, Texas — A local father is left wondering, "Where did I go wrong," after resigning himself to the grim…
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Environmentalist? This Guy Recycles His Nudes
Major change is the result of millions of seemingly insignificant endeavors converging. As a community, we can minimize waste and…
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Crust Punk Worried His Drugs Aren’t Laced
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local crustie Hank “Spew” Collins was shocked and appalled to discover the cocaine he’d been snorting all…
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Report: Mom Doesn’t Think You’d Have All These Body Image Issues If You Just Lost a Little Weight
OGDEN, Utah — A local mom offered her daughter some unsolicited advice this weekend, suggesting she might feel more confident…
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5 Snuff Films That Still Aren’t as Disturbing as the ‘Sex and the City’ Reboot
I recently stumbled upon a video so deranged and unsettling, I could only assume it came from a pile of…
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“Movies We Think You’ll Like” Section Sends Woman Into Identity Crisis
HIALEAH, Fla. — Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the…
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What Are the Chances? Every Single One of This Man’s Ex-Girlfriends Was Bipolar
A recent study revealed that only five percent of U.S. adults suffer from a mood disorder, but James Young, a…
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