Crust Punk Worried His Drugs Aren’t Laced
SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local crustie Hank “Spew” Collins was shocked and appalled to discover the cocaine he’d been snorting all…
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Report: Mom Doesn’t Think You’d Have All These Body Image Issues If You Just Lost a Little Weight
OGDEN, Utah — A local mom offered her daughter some unsolicited advice this weekend, suggesting she might feel more confident…
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5 Snuff Films That Still Aren’t as Disturbing as the ‘Sex and the City’ Reboot
I recently stumbled upon a video so deranged and unsettling, I could only assume it came from a pile of…
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“Movies We Think You’ll Like” Section Sends Woman Into Identity Crisis
HIALEAH, Fla. — Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the…
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What Are the Chances? Every Single One of This Man’s Ex-Girlfriends Was Bipolar
A recent study revealed that only five percent of U.S. adults suffer from a mood disorder, but James Young, a…
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Poser? All This Guy’s Friends Are Alive
Being part of a subculture isn’t just about having the right look, going to the right events, or rubbing elbows…
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Feminist Icon? This Woman Ruined Her Life Without Any Help from a Man
Feminism is a scary word for men. Like “dentist” or “accountability,” it evokes visceral reactions from guys who think maternity…
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Opinion: They Should Invent a Dog Breed That Doesn’t Look At You While You Jerk Off
Man domesticated dogs nearly 15,000 years ago, and astonishingly, there are now 400 distinct dog breeds. Even more astonishing is…
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Reassuring: Deceased 38-Year-Old Referred to as “Young” on True Crime Podcast
Being in your late 30s can be challenging. You're ten years too late and a thousand accomplishments short of joining…
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Dive Bar Employee Fired for Having Food Handler’s License
PITTSBURGH, Pa. — An employee at a local dive bar and eatery, Rock Room, shocked co-workers and customers alike after…
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