After countless years of shoveling shit, kissing corporate asses, and innumerable acts of self-betrayal, dejected data entry clerk Thomas Brock…
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The world can be a prickly place, but underneath all the chaos and cruelty, there are saints among us who…
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Don’t bother with handwriting analyses, enneagram tests, and aura readings. Don't even worry about attachment theory or astrology forecasts. The…
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HENDERSON, Nev. — With her seven-year itch wedding anniversary approaching, a local woman is becoming increasingly anxious since noticing she…
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DENTON, Texas — A local father is left wondering, "Where did I go wrong," after resigning himself to the grim…
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Major change is the result of millions of seemingly insignificant endeavors converging. As a community, we can minimize waste and…
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SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local crustie Hank “Spew” Collins was shocked and appalled to discover the cocaine he’d been snorting all…
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OGDEN, Utah — A local mom offered her daughter some unsolicited advice this weekend, suggesting she might feel more confident…
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I recently stumbled upon a video so deranged and unsettling, I could only assume it came from a pile of…
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HIALEAH, Fla. — Local Netflix user Julia Owen was left contemplating her sense of self, purpose, and place in the…
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