Aging Punk Now Stealing from Grandma’s Medicine Cabinet Out of Necessity
MORGANTOWN, W.Va. — Local punk Buddy Freeman admitted that the pills he steals out of his grandmother’s medicine cabinet used…
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Local Man Who Always Brings Cases of Beer to His Neighbors’ Basement Shows Unaware He’s a Pivotal Member of Local DIY Scene
ANN ARBOR, Mich. — Local man Rick Anderson remains ignorant to the fact that the generous beer donations he makes…
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Local Post-hardcore Show Features Band of High School Kids Opening for Band of High School Teachers
FERNDALE, Mich. — Local post-hardcore bands The Crooked Nose and Sleeping in Bushes brought a mix of high school-aged and…
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How I Saved $100 by Getting a New Piercing Instead of a New Tattoo
For me, this time of year is peak body modification season. My seasonal depression is tapering off and the financial…
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Nickelodeon Executives Still Use Old Legends of the Hidden Temple Set for Ritual Sacrifices
ORLANDO, Fla. — An alarming new report revealed that Nickelodeon executives have been using the set of ‘90s game show…
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Okay I’ll Admit It I Only Got Tattoos So People Would Ask Me How Many I Have, How Much They Cost, and What They Mean
Okay, I'll only admit it, I only got this tattoo because I want people to ask me about it. Just…
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I Missed the Show Trying To Decide if I Should Wear a Jacket Thick Enough To Stay Warm or Thin Enough to Not Have To Take Off Inside
It’s been a while since I've been to a show and my friend's band is playing tonight. My plan was…
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If Johnny Knoxville Can Still Do Jackass Movies, You Can Still Crush 20 Beers, Get In a Fight, and Pass Out in a Pool of Vomit
Hey old timer! Getting kind of up there in age, aren't ya? Well that's no reason to stay in tonight.…
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