Dan Rice, Author at HARDTIMES

September 24, 2017

NEW YORK — Registered audiophile Marshal Pengram was forced to identify himself to his new neighbors again last week, a…

September 22, 2017

I’m at the deli orderin my sandwich, mindin my own business, and I notice the pair of tits behind the…

September 21, 2017

So after weeks of duds and missed connections you’re finally having a good date. You take her out to a…

September 21, 2017

NEW YORK — In a performance challenging the very definition of the word “event,” David Blaine will continually eat Olive…

September 20, 2017

LONDON — David Bowie stunned millions of fans yesterday, emerging from the tomb in seemingly peak physical condition and ending…

September 11, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Brian Eno released his latest album earlier this week, which Eno believes is the perfect soundscape for…

August 23, 2017

LOS ANGELES — Local writer/director/producer/aspiring barista Judd Apatow has been turned down time and again for entry level positions at…

August 17, 2017

Say hello to Xavier Morris. Just your average 20-something bearded hipster, Right? Dead wrong. You see, there's something about Xavier…

July 29, 2017

SPRINGVILLE, Ind.— Over half of the attendees at this year’s Gathering of the Juggalos came for the sole purpose of…

July 23, 2017

LANSING, Mich. — Veteran gaming story writer Scott McCormick is reportedly exceptionally pleased with his latest work, the backstory of…