Son, I will not be mailing your Christmas wishlist to the North Pole this year, please have a seat. Over the years your mother and…
Let’s all take a moment to play the world’s smallest violin for first-gen Tesla owners. On the one hand they were able to afford a…
NEW YORK — UnitedHealthcare CEO Brian Thompson was fatally shot outside of a Hilton hotel in New York Wednesday morning in what experts are calling…
WASHINGTON — In a reversal of his previous pledge not to interfere with the sentencing, President Joe Biden has pardoned Hunter Biden after an aid…
In the book of Genesis, it is said that the Babylonians endeavored to build a tower that could reach heaven. God, feeling threatened, made them…
As the inauguration looms closer, Trump’s preliminary cabinet picks continue to stir controversy. Many view choices like RFK, Linda McMahon and noted TV quack Dr.…
Joe Rogan’s last-minute endorsement of Donald Trump came as a shock to anyone not already familiar with his “I’m not a conservative, I just conservative…
The Muppets have been America’s favorite go-to brand of wholesome entertainment the whole family can truly enjoy since the premier of their pilot episode “The…
Good news boys and ghouls, the wait is almost over! Soon it will be time to go trick-or-treating! You won’t be able to tear through…
Wealth—it is literally the only thing in the universe that validates a person’s existence. Those who have it are heroes and geniuses and the rest…
As anyone without children can tell you, being a childless adult is the absolute pinnacle of human existence. It rules, it’s awesome, it’s the best.…
We all know Stephen King as the master of the macabre, so we thought it would be fun to subvert expectations and use our interview…
I’m sick and tired of catching flack for taking my emotional support dog with me everywhere I go. I have a diagnosed anxiety disorder and…
As many Americans know, history started the day they entered this world and everything before that is dogshit that doesn’t matter, but what about that…
It’s the Halloween season and we at The Hard Times are getting our novelty horror screamo band Suscreamia back together! Well, almost. As many of…