I Still Don’t Know Why My Car Is on the Front Lawn April 6, 2017 I have been asking myself the same question for the past 18 years. Why is my car on the front… Read More →
I Stole My Dad’s Identity to Get Him to Talk to Me April 2, 2017 My dad and I have had a tense relationship for as long as I can remember. Since I was a… Read More →
OPINION: You’re Not My Dad March 22, 2017 Dude, don’t even try me today. I’m sick of it, and I’m going to tell you this again because you… Read More →
Hoobastank Bassist Will Be Right Back with Your Drinks March 18, 2017 AGOURA HILLS, Calif. –– Jesse Charland, the bassist of the rock band Hoobastank, announced he will be “right back with… Read More →
Soaking in Another Culture While Studying Abroad Taught Me so Much About Being an Insufferable Prick March 13, 2017 Top of the morning to you! I’d like to take this time to explain to all you gents how studying… Read More →
Rozwell Kid Still Looking for Parking Space for 2015 SXSW Showcase March 7, 2017 AUSTIN, Texas — Three years into circling the 2015 South By Southwest Festival, West Virginia-based band Rozwell Kid announced they… Read More →
We Asked Rob Zombie About Pop Punk and Turns out He’s More of a Metal Guy February 26, 2017 If there are two things that teenagers love it's horror movies and pop punk. So when Hard Style got the… Read More →
Only ’90s Kids Remember This Episode of Street Sharks Playing the Day Dad Left February 25, 2017 Get ready for a real blast from the past! Everybody remembers the Ninja Turtles as the kings of '90s cartoons,… Read More →
Guest Vocalist Overstays His Welcome February 23, 2017 SHEBOYGAN, Wis. -- Up-and-coming hardcore band Fistface are unsure what to do with a guest vocalist who has grossly overstayed… Read More →
I Told My Boss to Fuck Himself and Now I’m Looking for More Freelance Writing Gigs Like This One February 17, 2017 Sometimes you have to just go for it. I was getting so sick of my boss’ bullshit. He’s always putting… Read More →