Dan Kozuh, Author at HARDTIMES

January 23, 2018

INDIANAPOLIS — The Cyclopean Cycle, a board game so convoluted that players win by merely assembling it correctly, has become one…

January 15, 2018

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. — Audio engineering giant Bose has completed development of headphones that can recognize a consumer’s sub-par music choice…

January 11, 2018

TOKYO, Japan — The highly acclaimed “Tokyo Ghoul:Re” anime aired a revolutionary episode last night that consisted solely of an…

January 3, 2018

BOSTON — A new report out of the New England Conservatory of Music suggests that classic rock band Boston’s hit…

January 2, 2018

CHICAGO — The Pomegranate Verbena-scented Glade Plug-In at notorious punk venue The Grindstone is “doing the best it can under…

December 23, 2017

According to multiple news outlets, a viral video of an infant with an infectious laugh has been watched over one…

December 6, 2017

AKRON, Ohio — Local band The Heave-Hos took a major risk last night during their set at Grampa’s Bar &…

December 2, 2017

1. There are two Avenger A’s on the poster, as in AA. Perhaps alluding to Tony Starks’ alcoholism arc from…

December 1, 2017

OK, so my wife just got home early from her girls weekend because Kelli was being “a total, narcissistic bitch,…

November 29, 2017

ROSELLE, Ill. — Local mother Olivia Mooney accidentally downloaded Overwatch, created a Twitch account, joined a team, launched her webcam,…