Another week, another slew of new music that you can’t be bothered to listen to. What happened to you? You used to be cool. Well,…
Marriages can be so difficult that nearly 50% of them end in divorce. Because you and your spouse don’t want to become another depressing statistic,…
Due to unfortunate circumstances that are allegedly not your fault at all, you’ve found yourself at yet another parole hearing. Previous instances haven’t gone that…
It’s been another week, and dozens of new songs have hit the internet. The sheer volume of these new tracks has made it hard for…
Another week has joylessly passed you by uneventfully and without even the slightest hint of fanfare. You could argue that the increasingly bleak state of…
You and your ex amicably broke up in the summer of 2005 and vowed to remain lifelong friends. Astoundingly enough, you both meant it and…
Well folks, it’s been another week in a seemingly endless cycle of weeks. Like Sysiphus and his rock, you’ve done meaningless tasks that seem to…
With so many cash grab nostalgia tours coming into town, it can be easy to think that listening to new music is somehow not cool…
Another week has passed you by, and you’ve done nothing to expand your worldview. Namely, in the field of new music. Your friends are worried…
It’s a new week filled with new trends and recently rediscovered ways to overuse outdated terminology in an effort to appear intelligent on the internet.…
Another week, another slew of new music you couldn’t be bothered to seek out on your own. We get it, with tens upon tens of…
Another summer is passing you by. You’ve made and canceled plans, talked about going on grand trips that will never happen, and promised to listen…
It’s been another week of historical and life-changing moments that you’d rather not have to deal with, but you’re here and you might as well…
It’s been another long week, and you’re hoping to get a little R&R in before yet another Monday comes in to wreck your entire life.…
Another week has passed you by and you have no new music to show for it. We don’t feel like we need to tell you…