Has He Gone TOO FAR? Yung Lean Nearing 45° Angle May 3, 2017 If you don’t know who Yung Lean is I suggest you come out from under your rock and check… Read More →
GG Allin’s Grave Desecrated with Flowers, Candles March 30, 2017 LITTLETON, N.H. — Fans of infamous punk rock legend GG Allin were horrified to find the late musician’s grave shamefully… Read More →
Kid in Carcass Shirt a Little Too Good at Frog Dissection March 8, 2017 ANCHORAGE, Alaska — West Anchorage High School student Bobby Logan, known locally as “that kid in the Carcass shirt,” stunned… Read More →
Anthony Bourdain Convinced to Eat Bugs by Tribe Who Does Not Eat Bugs January 14, 2017 WINDHOEK, Namibia -- Travel show host and author Anthony Bourdain ate a wide variety of bugs last week after a… Read More →
Astrologist’s Confused Boyfriend Convinced There’s Mercury in Gatorade December 31, 2016 PORTLAND, Maine -- A series of simple misunderstandings in conversations with his astrologist girlfriend has led local man Richard Witte… Read More →
Genie Too Perplexed to Ask for Lena Dunham’s Other Two Wishes December 21, 2016 NEW YORK - An ancient genie, sworn to grant three wishes to whomever releases him from his magic lamp, was… Read More →