Every Ghost Album Ranked
Look–I know Ghost is bad. They make pretty bog-standard hard rock, performed by cosplay Satanists, with lyrics that only the…
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West Pennsylvania 2023 Wine Has Top Notes of Vinyl Chloride
PERRYOPOLIS, Penn. — The signature 2023 Chardonnay by Grapes of Wrath winery presents heavily with top notes of vinyl chloride,…
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Every System Of A Down Album Ranked
System Of A Down is one of those bands that has a near-universal appeal and everyone, whether they want to…
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Review: 100 gecs “10,000 gecs”
There are few groups working currently as divisive as 100 gecs; hailed as either progressive geniuses or derided as irony-poisoned…
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Tattoo Artist Promises to Respond to Year-Old DMs for Twenty-Seventh Time This Week
PITTSBURGH – Popular tattoo artist Lee Steinbeck took to their Instagram stories to apologize for neglecting their unread DMs for…
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We Sat Down With the Remaining Members of Poison, Which Turns Out Is All of Them
Whether it’s “Talk Dirty to Me,” “Every Rose Has Its Thorn,” or “Nothin’ But a Good Time,” chances are you’re…
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Review: Death Cab for Cutie “Asphalt Meadows”
Proto-emo indie rock group Death Cab for Cutie has been in the back pocket of sad kids across the world…
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Dietary Restrictions Explained to Parents for 15th Time Today
PLATTSBURGH, N.Y. – Local graduate student Andi Engler recently explained her dietary restrictions to her parents for a record-breaking 15…
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BREAKING: Your Back After That Failed Kickflip
LOS ANGELES — After an ambitious attempt at a simple flatground kickflip, it appears that you have absolutely broken your…
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We Ask a Pescatarian: Why Bother?
We're no strangers to differing dietary preferences and lifestyles. You’ve got your hardcore raw vegans, your gym rat protein packers,…
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