Chris Bratton, Author at HARDTIMES

March 31, 2023

DENVER – Self-employed Phish superfan Dan Flanders was spotted at a local storage facility lugging large sandal filled wooden crates…

March 30, 2023

BURLINGTON, Vt. — Country music icon Willie Nelson was spotted at a local sleepover for 7th grade girls to get…

March 21, 2023

ELGIN, Ill. — The Texas-based orchestral pop collective The Polyphonic Spree stunned the wait staff of Bennigan's when they requested…

July 21, 2022

Let's face it, everything is absolute shit right now. It seems like everyone is draped in darkness and nothing remains…

July 21, 2022

“Always be prepared” is the motto of the Boy Scouts, I think. While recently camping I deluded myself that I…

July 4, 2022

WENONAH, N.J. — Local rockabilly legend Rex Thompkins of the band “Rex and the Groovebacks” is currently stuck behind a…

July 2, 2022

PHILADELPHIA — Locally sword enthusiast, and painfully single man, Dan Gorman admits he ‘hasn’t quite cracked the code’ of online…

June 12, 2022

WENDOVER, Utah — Acclaimed German filmmaker Werner Herzog recently married two Boston Dynamics robot dogs while vacationing in the vast…