The way our parents engage on Facebook with the same excitement and wonder as we did in the mid-2000s is…
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PORTLAND, Ore. — Current occupants of notorious punk house Shitshow Chateau revealed that their resident pitbull Hammer is the only…
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MINNEAPOLIS — Local man Dan Stanford was accused of derailing date night at an upscale restaurant after he spent most…
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SANTA FE, N.M. — Local punk Trevor McGill was shocked but not surprised to find the only existing photo of…
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WATERLOO, Iowa — A recent independent poll found Donald Trump’s draconian immigrant policies were polling overwhelmingly positive among users of…
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Congratulations, you’ve managed to sneak into your nemesis’ inner sanctum (or home office). Now all that’s left to do is…
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DUBAI — The COP28 Climate Summit concluded with a landmark agreement to phase out fossil fuels under the condition that…
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WASHINGTON — President Biden revealed that the United States reached a new milestone in global dominance and is just one…
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