We Sat Down With Santa to Get Some Tips About Successfully Breaking and Entering
This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…
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Punk on “Wheel of Fortune” Trying to Solve Everything With Just C, G, and D
LOS ANGELES — Lifelong punk Jonny Horowitz tried to solve every “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during her taping last week…
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We Sat Down With Green Day and Asked Them for $4 so We Don’t Overdraft
When the opportunity to interview Green Day came up, we at The Hard Times were ecstatic. What couldn’t be gained…
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Goth Girl Will Have You Know Pagans Invented Fall
ALLSTON, Mass. — Teachers and students at Allston High School were enthusiastically told moments ago by goth classmate Willow Bates…
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New “Female Section” of Guitar Center Filled With Only Basses
SAN ANTONIO — Local Guitar Center shoppers found today an entirely new section at the store labeled the “Female Section,”…
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Festival Flyer Reads “All Female” Instead of Band’s Name
NEW ORLEANS — Local band Missing Feed was listed under the name “All Female” on the official flyer for this…
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Office Punk Demands Paid Leave for Newborn Band
SEATTLE — Vertex Solutions employee and local bassist Gretchen Garcia is leading the fight to expand paid leave to musicians…
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Merch Guy Unsure Why Fan Attempting to Steal Free Sticker
GRAND RAPIDS, Mich. — Tour manager and merch guy Danny MacDonough was confused last night when a fan attempted to…
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Coffee Shop Uses Nightly Open Mic Instead of “Closed” Sign
PROVIDENCE, R.I. — Cool Beanz Cafe has introduced a nightly open mic to discourage customers from remaining in the shop…
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Local Punk Puts Up Missing Flyer for Pin That Fell Off Jacket
WASHINGTON — Local punk Jenn Schiffer plastered telephone poles all over Washington yesterday with “Missing” flyers, seeking the return of…
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