On our way to complete an interview for a deadline that passed a couple weeks ago, Johnny 5-0 decided to…
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WASHINGTON — Sitting President Donald Trump approached the highest court in the United States to demand that votes stop being…
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HOUSTON — Locked-down towns across America are seeing record levels of citizens dressing up as famed frontman Glenn Danzig following…
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CICERO, Ill. — Underpaid Target cashier and generally exhausted person Paolo Morte is considering getting into stealing goods from his…
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I’ve heard a lot of my fellow Americans question the moral compass and general decency of the fine men and…
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CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local quarantined woman Laura Lamont found a creative way to stay busy indoors yesterday by repurposing…
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This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…
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LOS ANGELES — Lifelong punk Jonny Horowitz tried to solve every “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during her taping last week…
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When the opportunity to interview Green Day came up, we at The Hard Times were ecstatic. What couldn’t be gained…
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ALLSTON, Mass. — Teachers and students at Allston High School were enthusiastically told moments ago by goth classmate Willow Bates…
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