Anna Walsh, Author at HARDTIMES

July 6, 2021

SPRINGFIELD, Mass. — Staff and audience members at the newly reopened Cherry Pit reported a puzzling stench that may be…

May 6, 2021

Here at The Hard Times, we’re always trying to push science into new frontiers. We thought the Stanford marshmallow experiment…

May 4, 2021

On our way to complete an interview for a deadline that passed a couple weeks ago, Johnny 5-0 decided to…

November 4, 2020

WASHINGTON — Sitting President Donald Trump approached the highest court in the United States to demand that votes stop being…

October 31, 2020

HOUSTON — Locked-down towns across America are seeing record levels of citizens dressing up as famed frontman Glenn Danzig following…

October 26, 2020

CICERO, Ill. — Underpaid Target cashier and generally exhausted person Paolo Morte is considering getting into stealing goods from his…

July 24, 2020

I’ve heard a lot of my fellow Americans question the moral compass and general decency of the fine men and…

May 4, 2020

CARSON CITY, Nev. — Local quarantined woman Laura Lamont found a creative way to stay busy indoors yesterday by repurposing…

December 24, 2019

This holiday season, we here at The Hard Times wanted to offer our audience something nice. With all those expensive…

December 3, 2019

LOS ANGELES — Lifelong punk Jonny Horowitz tried to solve every “Wheel of Fortune” puzzle during her taping last week…