Dad Bonds With Promoter Over Son’s Lack of Hustle
DURHAM, N.C. — Local father Bob Taggart spent all of last night’s show at the Steel Cup Lounge speaking with…
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Opinion: It’s an Emotional Support Gun
Here is a truth that should be self-evident: all feelings are created equal. Everyone has the right to feel good,…
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Artisanal Chocolatier Worried Detroit Will Recover Before He Gets Around to Moving There
CHICAGO — Local small-batch chocolate maker Wayne Barnes, concerned that Detroit will complete an economic recovery before he can relocate…
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Android User Added to Group Chat Better Be One Funny Motherfucker
REDMOND, Wash. — Samsung Galaxy S9 owner Keith Anderson was added to what was previously an iMessage group chat last…
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Tinder Date Just Barely Long Enough to List Every Type of IPA
ASHEVILLE, N.C. — A Tinder date at O’Donnelley’s Pub Tuesday evening was reportedly almost too short for a local man…
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Fact Check: Is This Frontman ‘Psyched’ to Be in Benton, Illinois?
CLAIM: William “Willy” McGuinness, frontman for Celtic Punk band The Warm Pints, is “psyched” to be performing at a local…
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Co-Op Closes Due to Capitalist Bullshit, Food Poisoning
PORTLAND, Ore. — Local pay-what-you-want food cooperative All Will Be Well will close its doors at the end of the…
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Activist Raises Awareness That She Used to Live in Portland
KANSAS CITY, Mo. — Local political activist Bridget Wakefield has been working tirelessly within her community to raise public awareness…
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Google Maps ‘Dad Mode’ Consists Entirely of Shortcuts
MOUNTAIN VIEW, Calif. — Google announced a new navigation mode for its popular Google Maps smartphone app yesterday, offering simulated…
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Opinion: Whatever the Most Oppressed Person in the Room Thinks
Listen up! As a white man, I can stay silent no longer. Whatever the most oppressed person in any given…
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