Opinion: This Isn’t Actually a Spoiler
I know you haven’t seen The Siege of Trenton yet. You had to work the night of the premiere, I…
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Subreddit Community Split on Whether Mod Died or Got Job
PITTSBURGH or PHOENIX — Members of the r/GreekPottery subreddit engaged in a community-wide debate this morning after moderator BookrDeLitt remained…
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Review: ‘Link’s Awakening’ Is More Gorgeous Than Ever After 26 Years, Unlike You
The long-awaited remake of classic Game Boy title The Legend of Zelda: Link’s Awakening is out for Nintendo Switch, and…
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Webcomic Bravely Explores How Introverts Are Sometimes Shy But Not Always
SAN FRANCISCO — A recent issue of the webcomic Tell Me Shy drew praise from members of the introvert community,…
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David Koch Still on Wrong Side of River Styx After Refusing to Pay One-Cent Ferry Tax
STYX — Recently deceased billionaire and libertarian political donor David H. Koch was reportedly still camped on the edge of…
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Jeff Bezos Furious to Learn Who Ninja Is
SEATTLE — After popular streamer Richard “Ninja” Blevins announced today that he was moving from Twitch to Microsoft’s Mixer, Amazon…
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Everyone Nervously Avoiding Kirby Who Ate Louis CK
NEW YORK — Fans and performers at the Comedy Cellar last night reportedly kept their distance from comedy newcomer Kirby,…
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I’ve Been in the Army a Whole Year and Haven’t Gotten to Yell ‘Reload!’ Once
Last year, I joined the US Army for all the typical reasons: to serve my country, to get a free…
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‘Super Mario Maker 2’ DLC Lets Mario Wear a Wire to Toad Union Meeting
KYOTO — Nintendo has announced a new DLC coming to Super Mario Maker 2 later this year, bringing a new…
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Three Days in Hell: The E3 Diaries, Part Three
Tropical Waluigi said he would meet me in the hotel lobby. He did not, however, specify a time. So I…
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