Andy Holt, Author at HARDTIMES

July 23, 2018

CHARLESTON, S.C. — Several of local DC Extended Universe fan Shane Thorne’s roomates have confirmed that he has been practicing…

July 5, 2018

ERANGEL, Russia — Four people died today when a Dacia 1300 collided with a small rock at the edge of…

June 29, 2018

RALEIGH, N.C. — A lead change occurred in the final lap of the Rainbow Road Grand Prix last night during…

June 24, 2018

MINNEAPOLIS — A 1986 Ford Econoline van baffled onlookers and scientists alike last night after somehow inhabiting two separate parking…

June 24, 2018

MINNEAPOLIS — A 1986 Ford Econoline van baffled onlookers and scientists alike last night after somehow inhabiting two separate parking…

June 1, 2018

Yeah, I hear what you’re saying about the awful car wreck you got into this morning. Whatever it was you…

May 31, 2018

SACRAMENTO, Calif. — Local bouncer Terry Brawn initiated an important and revealing third look last night at a potential patron’s…

May 17, 2018

BOSTON — Tufts University philosophy student Colin Hendricks was amused to learn yesterday that recovering addict and “fucking brainless sheep”…

May 16, 2018

NEW YORK — Rapper and television personality Action “Mr. Wonderful” Bronson was brutally murdered on the streets of Queens last…

April 21, 2018

When the Avicii song “Wake Me Up” came out I was living in the desert. It sucked. There was one…