Self-proclaimed Daria Morgendorffer More of a Tina Belcher
Portland, Ore. — Local woman Rachel Vance claims that if she had a cartoon counterpart it would be the sarcastic,…
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Report: Park Full of Assholes Already
BOULDER, Colo. — A recent report conducted by a string of irritated citizens shows that the nation’s parks are already…
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Guy Can Get You Deal on 500 of the Shittiest Stickers You’ve Ever Seen
FRESNO, Calif. — Local sticker hook up Archie Sutherfield said he would love to talk to you about an incredible…
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10 Grand Romantic Gestures That, Upon Further Reflection and in Hindsight, Were Harassment
Doing something uniquely sweet for your significant other is an important balancing act to strike. What does this gesture say,…
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California Sober Now Includes Mushrooms, Ketamine
BERKELEY, Calif. — An elite panel of alternative medical professionals announced that the common identifier “California Sober” is being expanded…
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Insomniac Stoked to Have One Less Hour of No Sleep
NEW YORK — Local insomniac Mike Robinson is celebrating the annual Daylight Savings tradition because he will have one less…
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Fuck: Venue Changes Entry Stamp Design Just As Punk Has Finally Mastered Drawing It
CHICAGO — Local venue The Brain Factory has abruptly changed the design of its entry stamp, much to the dismay…
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10 TV Shows That Should Be Redone With Muppets
Warning: Spoilers Hear me out: Muppets make everything infinitely better. From nonbinary icon Gonzo the Great to unconventional couple Kermit…
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Team of Juggalo Scientists Closer Than Ever to Uncovering How Magnets Work
DETROIT — Juggalo scientists reportedly made a “major breakthrough” in their tireless efforts to finally answer the question that has…
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