NEW YORK — American multinational conservative news channel Fox News has reported that the Strait of Hormuz, the oil trading artery linking the Persian Gulf with the Arabian Sea, which has become increasingly volatile since America’s attack on Iran, is actually blocked because of thousands of trans swimmers, sources report.
“This is yet another attack on our American values by the Radical Left,” presenter Laura Ingraham said on her popular program The Ingraham Angle. “It apparently wasn’t enough for trans swimmers to enter competitions with the sole purpose of stealing medals rightfully earned by heroes like Riley Gaines, but they now have to travel halfway around the globe and disrupt the entire world’s oil supply by swimming in the Strait of Hormuz. There’s obviously no low these people aren’t willing to sink, or in this case, swim to, to try and make President Trump look bad, and now we’re all going to be punished at the pump because of it.”
U.S. President Donald Trump echoed Ingraham’s sentiment in a Truth Social post shortly after her segment had aired.
“Wow! Laura Ingraham, a Great and Brilliant American, has just exposed the TRUTH regarding the Strait of Hormuz!!!” Trump posted. “Apparently, the WOKE and RADICAL policies of the Biden Administration (I called it the ‘Broken Administration!’) that America is still reeling from have resulted in trans swimmers going over there and blocking it, which has NOTHING TO DO with the OPERATION EPIC FURY that was a COMPLETE SUCCESS even though we have MUCH MORE WORK TO DO! Now more than ever, our NATO ‘Allies’ need to get involved to make sure we can get oil through, even though we no longer ‘need’ or ‘desire’ their assistance. WE NEVER DID!!!”
Fox News viewer Dave Irwin reacted to the story.
“I knew it was a big deal that the Strait of Hormuz was blocked, but it makes sense that it’s because of trans athletes,” Irwin noted. “There’s no way Trump would do anything stupid that would increase oil prices. He’s way too smart for that. Leave it to the Demon-crats to find yet another way to make us pay more for gas. I’m just glad we can rest easy knowing that our President definitely knows what he’s doing, and will easily figure out a way to fix the situation.”
At press time, Ingraham was speculating that all of the trans swimmers may also be illegal immigrants.
