Dan Rice
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It’s a great day to be a royal watcher! The arrest of former Prince Andrew for misconduct in the office…
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Dan Rice
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Film fans across the country mourn today, learning that beloved actor Tom Noonan, known for roles such as Frankenstein in…
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Shane Pauker
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WASHINGTON — Florida Senator Marco Rubio is being forced to take two jobs to keep kids going hungry, confirmed sources. …
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Dan Rice
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Fringe theory used to be fun. You just sat around getting stoned for hours on end, speculating wildly about topics…
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Dan Rice
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BURBANK, Calif. —Citing widespread criticism and calls for a boycott, Disney has announced it will pull the now-controversial Adolph Hitler…
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Matt Husser
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WASHINGTON — Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. today announced his self-appointment as the department's first Head of Human Centipede,…
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Colleen Nerney
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Please, someone, anyone — help me. I’ve had the worst earworm of all time, and I’m starting to think that…
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Ben Friedman
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NEW YORK — Broadcast giant CBS announced to its staff and subsidiaries that the network would be giving up any…
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Steve Packosky
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WASHINGTON — U.S. President Donald Trump posted a touching tribute to the memory of American civil rights activist and Baptist…
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Steve Packosky
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PITTSBURGH — Crust punk Hugh McVeely attempted to claim his pubic lice as dependents while filing his taxes, repulsed sources…
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