Tim Graham
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PHILADELPHIA — University of Pennsylvania graduate Nathan Swain says he’s been inundated with calls from recruiters since completing his degree…
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Mike Maher
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PORTLAND, Maine — Cardiac surgeon and punk rocker Dr. David “Cutter” Peters mistakenly left a pack of cigarettes inside patient…
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Zack Zagranis
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As you’re no doubt already aware, Hall & Oates just released their annual Best Things in Life list, and what…
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Steve Packosky
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FORT MYERS, Fla. — Up and coming MAGA rapper Shilla Flo found his career reaching new heights after sexual harassment…
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Peter Woods
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TRENTON, N.J. — Local virtual dominatrix Vixen Velvetlash was caught on Zoom wearing pants, shocking the BDSM community, confirmed disappointed…
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Mike Moran
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As we all know, “woke” culture has permeated nearly all facets of our American way of life, soaking through to…
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Nathan Kamal
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LOS ANGELES — Legendary rock musician Sting has finally neared climax in a round of sexual intercourse that originally began…
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WASHINGTON — Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu visited President Trump at the White House today and gifted him the remains…
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Charles Bill
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SAN ANTONIO, Texas — Local right-wing conservative Tom Rospin wore a MAGA hat to the airport to let the flight…
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Steve Packosky
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UGH, constituents, am I right? Constantly asking you to do things like legislate on their behalf and act in their…
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